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Sammich Month: Celebrity Sightings

Hail to the Sammich!

I have to say I’m pretty disappointed at the Internet offerings for National Sammich Month. We’re pretty much on our own here, people, so bear with me while I wing it.

I know, I promised you Sammich Art, and it’s coming soon. But first, I need to tell you that Celebrities Eating Sandwiches exists. It’s by no means comprehensive, as I found many worthy pics on Celebs Like to Eat and on the Internet at large, as well. I’m not sure why people want to see/collect photos of celebrities eating, except perhaps for the unflattering expressions they often capture. I swear, if I was a movie star I would never eat anywhere but home or in private rooms. But personally, I’m glad these pics exist because sammiches! And people are interesting, too.

Danny Devito: One cool customer.

Sad Keanu: Apparently a meme.

Kiera Knightley is *really* into that sammich.

Jack Nicholson: Serious about his sammich.

Gaga: This one counts as art, if you ask me.

And now I’m going to leave you with another favorite sandwich recipe:

Scrambled Egg and Cheese Sandwich

  1. Slow-scramble two eggs (they’re so much tastier when you cook them slowly!). Shape into a sammich-sized square. (Avoid browning!)
  2. Add sliced or shredded cheddar cheese and cover to melt.
  3. Toast two pieces of bread, preferably on one side only.
  4. Apply a thin layer of mayonnaise* to the untoasted side of your bread.
  5. Assemble scrambled egg/cheese/toast into a super yummy sammich.
  6. You’re welcome.

*This is one of the rare instances in which mayonnaise is an acceptable ingredient in anything ever.

12 responses

  1. and if Keanu doesn’t look like the guy in the Carl’s Jr commercials , bob’s your uncle

    August 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm

  2. Obama looks like he,s eating a sammich from Michelle’s list. it,s awfully small compared to his mouth. i say , he,s thinking, damn girl.. how my supposed to run a country on this puny ass sammich!

    August 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

  3. i,m thinkin Jack needs to put down that big ass sammich … pronto

    August 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

  4. LWJackn

    I’m always serious about my sammich! Let’s just leave the moobs out of it though…


    -Jack Nichols

    August 14, 2012 at 8:48 pm

  5. Keanu is probably sad because he’s almost finished his sammich!

    August 14, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    • That’s gotta be it. He looks like he just can’t face that last bite. :)

      August 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm

  6. No… they’re not.

    August 14, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    • See? Eye of the beholder. ;)

      August 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm

  7. Seb

    Jack Nicholson’s moobs are more shapely than Lady Gaga’s. There’s a sign of the end times for ya.

    August 14, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    • They are pretty shapely, but I’d have to do a side-by-side comparison. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Seb, so we might disagree on this one. But really, what is the world coming to when an angry man can’t enjoy a sammich on his yacht without people commenting on his moobs? Poor old Jack. ;)

      August 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm

      • Seb

        Well, if Jack’s gonna put ’em out there, Jack’s gotta expect something to come back! And they are kinda pert and perky. :-)

        August 14, 2012 at 6:13 pm

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